I like girls with big eyes. The first thing I look for is nice big eyes. I am easily captivated by sparkly eyes.

However, recently I realized that even big eyes can be easily faked…

small to big eyes

For those thinking that this is a before and after plastic surgery comparison, I can tell you that this is just makeup. Yes, the makeup skills of some girls are so high, that even eyes can be made to look bigger. Many of you would ask how this is done. Basically, some special contact lens are worn that magnify the eyes, then many fake eyelashes are added, and the rest is makeup.


Here’s a special one to celebrate the end of the year 2010:

Harry Potter x OBAMA x Sonic Backpack

This backpack was created through the unholy marriage of the most important figures of 2010, including Harry Potter, Obama, and somehow Sonic the Hedgehog. Guaranteed to be the talking point of everyone in school.

With the huge growth in the population of “宅男” (recluse who spends all day to play video games, watch TV, eat and sleep) it seems like a great idea to profit from them. They give their money away so easily for cute little girls; especially those with big boobs. They buy any merchandise with cute little girls on them – photos, videos and even pillows.

It is so easy that even the ugly duckling can make a quick buck from them. Well, at least one who pretends to be a hot chick.

A 27 year old woman, who weighs 128kg, made a total of 2 million Taiwan dollars (or 66,890 USD) by pretending to be a hot chick online. Using a photo of someone else, she makes some friends with unsuspecting targets. Later, she pretends to be in major trouble such as having a dying father and asks for financial support. The naive Taiwan geeks help unconditionally (maybe they think they might make sex later). Those who try to meet the con-woman in person are rejected. (These boys might be rejected so often that they don’t notice anything wrong)

Except for that one boy who did manage to see the girl of his dreams in person. He almost died of shock…

It’s funny how a little makeup and styling can do to change one’s perception…

Yes even girls can be pretty fake.

The post 90s generation of China is a weird bunch. The general media and the general public call them the “brain dead generation”. The extreme growth of China’s cities has also lead to an extreme change in the culture of the younger generation. Conflicting between their cultural heritage and the pop culture of the outside world, these youngsters experiment with their looks and appearances. This form has developed over the years into its own form – a very grotesque permutation of various cultures in one hideous abomination.

WARNING!!! Do not proceed if you do not want your eyes to bleed.

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