It must be great to go to a private school — better facilities, better teachers and even better students. Students going to a private school must feel more superior, even if slightly, than their public school school counterparts.

Well not if you live in Taiwan and go to this particular private school…

A 57 year old english teacher is accused of sexually harassing his students. These middle schoolers say that the teacher curses often during class and has a very humiliating way of punishing students. When faced with unruly students, the teacher would grab the boys genitals and/or take a pen to poke the anus (back and forth).

Check out these poor middle schoolers reenact their teacher’s abuse in the video below:

The students have reported their teacher to the principal. The school has now reported the matter to the Ministry of Education and has formed a formal committee to investigate the claims.

I think this homo-pedo needs to be locked up? Immediately?

The police force in Changhua (a small county in Taiwan) seem to have very unorthodox methods in collecting evidence.

Two undercover cops, posed as customers, visited an “erotic snack bar” and played dice with two naked Vietnamese bargirls. The bet was that if the boys lost, they would pay NT$100 (US$3.41) but if the girls lost, the boys got to pluck a pubic hair off the girl with a pair of clippers. The cops lost 2 times and won 6 times.

After the cops had their fun, they arrested the two women. But in a controversial decision, the judge ruled that the women and the establishment they worked at did not violate decency laws. Therefore the two bargirls were innocent.

This story raises many questions like what level of indecency is required to violate the decency laws, did the cops really require that much evidence, what would the bargirls do when all their pubic hair is gone, but most importantly, is a bargirl’s pubic hair only worth NT$100?

Video right below:

Taiwan has some of the craziest stories.

A convenience store employee had his face rubbed with feces by an angry customer who tried to use the store’s bathroom. The customer urgently needed to shit but was faced with a locked toilet door. Unable to hold it in anymore, the customer let it all slip out. Being more angry than embarrassed, this customer started going on a rampage which ended with poo everywhere.

See for yourselves:

A Taiwanese sporting goods brand marketed their “no pants day” campaign by deploying a group of Taiwanese models on the subway. Since it’s “no pants day”, the models are obviously required to not wear any pants. The models wandered around the subway looking very comfortable showing off their panties.

I wish everyday is a no pants day!

Check the video below:

via Shanghaiist.

Life in Taiwan must be pretty crap or else the prisons over there must be first class.

A 44 year old man in Taiwan was caught robbing a convenience store. The problem was this person obviously did not have the intent to rob anything but to get caught by the police. This man checked for security cameras, asked the clerk to call the police and waited to get caught. The man waited patiently while other customers came and go. Occasionally, the man asked the clerk to call the police again. It’s almost as if this was some kind of service the convenience store provided.

In Taiwan, you better have a good excuse for not paying debt, especially, that owed to drug dealers or you might end up losing something “very” precious.

This 28 year old man found out the hard way. He only owed 4,700 Taiwan Dollars (or 160 USD).

Taiwan has so many crazy stories. So a man who is pronounced dead is revived in a bizarre Buddhist ritual.

I’m more surprised that you can just check out a corpse and bring it back home in Taiwan. Are the hospital staff not responsible for checking the patient’s vitals before releasing him? Either way, more scary than the ritual itself.

There’s not much to say. I guess I posted this for its “educational” content.

Just watch the video below and be amazed…

Taiwan robbers seem to be seriously weak; at least Apple animated news make it look that way.

Two armed robbers robbing a jewelry shop are met with fierce resistance from two siblings. In this fight for survival, the siblings win over the bad guys. In the end, one of the robbers is shot in the thigh and the other dies from a heart attack.

The reason why I call these robbers weak is that the manner in which the robbery was conducted was just way too amateurish (and dumb). The robbers came with the intent to kill the storekeeper (the sister) but the gun jammed on the first shot and the second shot did not kill her. On the third attempt, the brother (who they did not notice) came to his sister’s rescue. The sister also joined in the fight despite being shot.

While the siblings were definitely very brave and tough, the robbers really could have succeeded without much stress. The brother wouldn’t have attacked if he didn’t see his sister in danger.

There really was no reason to kill innocent people in this robbery, and the robbers paid the price.

With the huge growth in the population of “宅男” (recluse who spends all day to play video games, watch TV, eat and sleep) it seems like a great idea to profit from them. They give their money away so easily for cute little girls; especially those with big boobs. They buy any merchandise with cute little girls on them – photos, videos and even pillows.

It is so easy that even the ugly duckling can make a quick buck from them. Well, at least one who pretends to be a hot chick.

A 27 year old woman, who weighs 128kg, made a total of 2 million Taiwan dollars (or 66,890 USD) by pretending to be a hot chick online. Using a photo of someone else, she makes some friends with unsuspecting targets. Later, she pretends to be in major trouble such as having a dying father and asks for financial support. The naive Taiwan geeks help unconditionally (maybe they think they might make sex later). Those who try to meet the con-woman in person are rejected. (These boys might be rejected so often that they don’t notice anything wrong)

Except for that one boy who did manage to see the girl of his dreams in person. He almost died of shock…

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