I don’t know if it’s the way the Taiwanese media portray criminals, but to me it seems like the bad guys in Taiwan are pretty weak.

Case in point, two car hijackers spot a great opportunity to hijack a man’s car. Unfortunately, they don’t know how to start the engine and give enough time for the victim to snatch his car keys back. Even worse, they have a gun but the gun is jammed. While the two struggle to get the car keys back, a police patrol passes by. A chase ensues, but it doesn’t last long as the hijacker is too tired and gets outrun by a girl.

The best part of this video is the first ten seconds. The hijacker sounds like he is having the orgasm of his life.

In the end, this makes Taiwanese thugs seem very weak.

An English teacher in Kunming asks her student the meaning of “up to you” in Chinese. In an epic translations fail or probably the most genius intentional mistake ever, the student says “上你“. “上你” literally means “up yours” in English.

Normally, this would just be your funny afternoon in class but the teacher was not very pleased. The female teacher, who took the boy’s response too personally, became infuriated and decided to give the boy a good beating.

This may be a shock to most of those who still believe China to be a cruel and backwards country, but physical punishment for students was banned long ago.

The parents of this boy were equally infuriated; complained to to the school board who decided to suspend the teacher. Now other parents aren’t please and want the teacher back.

So those who think China is still old-fashioned, you are not entirely wrong – at least some parents are.

I personally despise teachers who resort to beating a child. If you can’t teach without physical punishment, you probably don’t have the skills to teach.

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