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This old man wants to do it bad. However, this survey is targeted at women only.

A cosmetic surgery hospital in China decided to promote its brand by conducting surveys on the streets. Most often, people just ignore such surveys. To make this survey super “attractive” they hired a few models dressed in skimpy two-piece outfits.

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Meet the Peace Ark, the first hospital ship in the world with a 10,000-tonne capacity. China independently developed and built it. It has 8 decks, 32 departments and Continue reading »

This Taiwan man is just asking for it. Having groped a woman’s breast once, he goes for another shot.

However, this time he’s not so lucky…

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Meet Liu Wei, the winner of China’s Got Talent.

I have long predicted that he would win; not just because of his talent, but due to his impressive background and character. Liu Wei lost both his arms when he was ten years old. Instead of giving up, he decided that he must live gloriously. As his most famous quote goes: “either live an exciting life or die quickly.”

Liu Wei has become a great motivational figure as well as a role model for the younger generation.

Even if you haven’t been to China, you probably have heard that the Chinese eat almost anything.

Although not all Chinese eat dogs, insects and monkey brains; there are certain groups who do. This is not strange given how big the population of China is. There will always be some weirdos…

I once watched on TV a man who ate everything raw – insects, plants, even meat.

I remember walking through the streets in Beijing and standing right in front of a stall that sold fried scorpions. I was tempted to try – just for the sake of trying.
But, in the end, I couldn’t bring myself to try something with so many legs. And the pointy tail…

Here are a bunch of treats taken from Hangzhou. Would you dare to eat them?

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Seriously, what is wrong with teens nowadays. In Hong Kong, a 16 year old teenager gets his girlfriend pregnant, which is pretty boring news these days, but the way they treated their “stupid mistake” is just apalling.

I am especially sick that Apple news actually animated the story. Seeing animated figures of two school kids dumping a just born is revolting.

What is more revolting to me is how pussy current teenagers are. If you don’t want to be a father, wear a condom. If you want unprotected sex, then at least take the pills. If you regret after a while, get an abortion.
Collecting the baby in a plastic bag and running around the streets too “pussy” to even dump a child by yourself is just disgraceful. IF you are to do it, at least do it right – it’s just a tiny baby, just cut it in pieces and mix it with leftovers in the garbage. The bones are so soft you can probably blend the whole thing. Not trying to sound sick, but if you need to get something done, you get it done.
Nothing is worse then trying to rape a bitch to only fail and get ass raped in jail.

Quick translation/summary of the video:
- Boy gets girl pregnant.
- They both freak out and want to dispose of their child.
- Boy puts baby in bag.
- Boy runs around too scared to dump it in the woods.
- Boy asks friend to help him out.
- They both walk around carrying a plastic bag looking suspicious.
- Someone calls the cops on them.
- They get arrested. Shit gets real.
- They say the baby was dead when it was out. (Then no need to freak out trying to bury it dickheads)

I am truly disappointed at how far our society has degenerated…

What are your views on circumcision? Is it really better to be circumcised? Or is it just plain wrong?

A math teacher in Taiwan thought it would be appropriate to spend 17 minutes in class discussing such issues. He even shared a few stories of his own…

But enough explaining; watch the video! A video is worth a million words.

The front page of the Modern Express compares the escalator riding habits of Chinese living in Nanjing with those in Hong Kong.

The side-by-side picture comparison obviously implies that people from Hong Kong are much more well mannered and civilized.

While I don’t disagree that the Chinese across the border are still lacking in civility, I think the comparison is not exactly fair. Plenty of times I find escalators in the Hong Kong subway blocked both left and right. To make matters worse, during peak hours.

The issue I have with certain Mainlanders is their “I am the center of the Universe” attitude, as demonstrated by their inability to move aside even when someone in a hurry asks politely.

Proper Escalator Etiquette

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There’s a reason why China’s called the “World’s factory”. Not only is there a large and cheap workforce but the speed at which these factory workers produce can be pretty spectacular.

Example below: look at the speed in which these workers pack a deck of cards. You don’t even need to buy a machine with these workers!

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