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It sucks to be a guy, while a girl can use her fingers and a whole range of fruits/vegetables to please herself, we are stuck with our inadequate hands.

Of course no profitable market is left untouched, enter Fleshlight the sex toy for man.

However, Fleshlight is not cheap and you still need to clean it up…

Enter a Chinese netizen, cunning and resourceful, he has figured out how to make his own Fleshlight. Best of all, he has posted it online to share with everyone else!

Instructions as follows:

1. Add 100g of starch in a long tubular cup.

2. Add 100g of water and after mixing thoroughly, add another 100g of water and mix thoroughly.

3. Microwave for 1 minute.

4. After it solidifies, make a small hole in the middle and then microwave another 30 seconds.

5. Use a stick that is slightly smaller that one’s own size and stick it into the center hole. Note: Don’t insert it too deep, about 4/3 only. Place it in the refrigerator to cool for 40 minutes.

(I would personally recommend using a stick with some grooves or patterns…although I have never tried any of this and never will)

6. After cooling, remove the stick, after removal it is ready to use!

7. Everyone, don’t misunderstand. The final product should be like rubber, similar to gelatin.

In conclusion, I think I’ll stick with the real deal.

Extra picture of finished product in use. Warning NSFW

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97 Responses to “Make Your Own Fleshlight”

  1. Thank you soo very much!!

    This is the greatest lesson I have learnt.

    Thank you!

  2. dude….one 3rd step it dont solidfy? the starch just sinks down after microwaving when u wait for it to solidfy?

  3. “In conclusion, I think I’ll stick with the real deal.”

    Don’t lie, you totally made one of these yourself.

    • Actually…I really haven’t tried making one of these. The reason is that I have the “real” Fleshlight. Bought it when it was still a new product while I was in University. Crazy how much it’s changed over the years – they even have Avatar version now.
      Rinsing it out after every use was too much of a hassle so I don’t use it anymore.

  4. Can you use corn starch? Cause its solidifying

  5. or laundry starch?

  6. nvm i think corn starch worked.

  7. THIS IS THE ONLY QUESTION NEEDING RESPONSE!!! (SORRY!)

    I tried to make your invention, and ended up with this pasty material with no firmness or elasticity. There were separate chunks of the opaque, rubbery material you mentioned, but besides the few of them scattered around, it justs soft white paste. Any help? Did I put too much cornstarch? Too little? I thank you for your advancement in this subject.

    • Make sure you’re following the instructions, but use cups instead of grams–we’re on the imperial measurement system still, so most utensils are in cup format. Use 1 cup cornstarch, and 2 cups water

    • Deeks – I had the same exact problem. After microwaving it the first time and letting it solidify for about 30 minutes, it turned out exactly how you described it. But before I got disappointed, I mixed the paste and the peices of the solidified product together with a fork and microwaved it for another minute, and when I took it out I could immediately see that the paste was gone and it was all the rubbery stuff. I poked the hole in it and it looked like the picture. I microwaved it again for 30 seconds and let it cool for a minute before putting it in the fridge so my glass cup didnt break. It is in the refridgerater right now, so I’m not 100% sure that it worked yet-which i REALLY hope it does, but I’m pretty positive that it will:) I’ll post soon and let you know! I hope I helped you :)

  8. My dick is longer than the height of my microwave, what do i do???

  9. My dick is longer than the height of my microwave opening, what do i do???

  10. At least you can eat it once you’re finished with it…. >_> <__> *_*

  11. can you use rice flower or does it has to be corn starch

  12. I tried this 3 times an each time I use it it just crumbles. Help.

  13. can you use baby powder with cornstarch in it or does it have to be straight-up cornstarch? please reply

  14. omfg this works mine lasted for 19 days thank u feels better than a blowjob THANK UUUUUUUUU

  15. How do I get it out of the glass without it breaking?

  16. Mine was fine, untill i couldn’t get it out of the cup what do you mean sodifies??

  17. How do u get it out of the glass once cooled

    • Let us know if you find out. I can’t either, and it’s too awkward to keep it in the glass.

      • I suggest using a butter knife,or a non sharp knife,and put a non stick spray onto the knife and gently slide the knife around the sides of the toy.

  18. PLS I RLY NEAD A REPLY!!! Can i use flower insted of starch PLS i cant find any!!!!! I have corn flower!!!

    • Your a noob, corn flour is corn starch.

      • Corn flour is NOT corn starch. Very different texture and consistency. Corn flour is used to make corn bread. Starch is a flavorless powder used to thicken sauces, etc. What a noob!

        • They’re the same thing you fucking idiot. Nothing pisses me off more than an ignorant person trying to correct someone who is right.

          They call it corn starch in the USA and Canada, and call it corn flour in the UK

          • No its not the same thing dumbass. Source. I am a experienced cook with years of practice. Once i tried to make bread with starch since i didnt have flour. Didnt work. Starch from corn(a liquid ) is dried and made into powder. Flour if grinded up corn with alittle flour

          • ..and in the UK you fucktards call a cookie a biscuit…. WTH!!!

    • Corn Flower and Corn Starch are the same…

      • “Corn Flower” may be the same as corn starch in the UK, but in the US, corn flour is different than corn starch. Corn FLOUR is used to make tortillas, corn bread, etc., while corn STARCH is used as a thickener in gravies and sauces, as well as for other purposes. This was stated very clearly, try reading, Raw, before you post. I haven’t heard or read about Corn FLOWER being used in US cuisine.
        p.s. all of these posts are really corny – get it?
        p.p.s. hey, Raw, have one of your friends explain this to you ;)

        • Corn flower = a type of pretty flower (duh!)

          Corn flour (UK) = white, starch powder extracted from maize to thicken sauces

          Maize flour (UK) = ground up maize – used to make tortilla, polenta etc.

          Hope that clears it up.

  19. i don’t have microwave, can i use oven ?

  20. I don’t have a microwave, can I use the oven?

  21. So far its turning out well just put it in the fridgen ago ps. if u put it in a plastic cup it falls out better

  22. how do u take it out of the cup? i used some sort of cermic or tea mug

  23. Mine won’t solidify after microwaved

  24. stop trying to make fake pussies and get a real one with yall no dick selves

    • Bitch, what the Buck are you doing up in this forum talking shit cuz you don’t understand science, pansy !

    • MEN! iT IS TIME TO RISE UP AND FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE OPPRESSION OF WOMAN’S PUSSY MONOPOLY, FOR TOO LONG WOMEN HAVE CONTROLLED THE PUSSY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND SHE WHO CONTROLS THE PUSSY CONTROLS THE SEX, SHE WHO CONTROLS THE SEX CONTROLS ALL. wIN AN ARGUMENT? sHE WITHHOLDS UNTIL YOU SURRENDER ANYWAY!

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  26. Cant u just boil the water

  27. Be aware that cornstarch and cornflour mean different things in different countries… you could be using the wrong type of ingredient.

  28. How do I take it out of the glass

    Comment of you know

    • With jello molds and such, which is just like this, flip the cup upside down and run hot water over the bottom and it should fall out.

  29. Hmm just thought of this. Try adding knox? Isn’t that what keeps jello hardish?

  30. So I did everything correctly, but the finished product cracked and crumbled. So I tried adding more water and using a blender to get it smooth (This looked much more promising). Then microwaved it a shit ton until now its setting. It seems a bit fragile though and I dont think it will stand up to the abuse im planning on giving it. It may stay inside the cup for a while (My dads amateur golfing tournament cup he won >.<)

  31. I had to nuke my couple times for it to actually become a little solid

  32. And yes in different countries they label it differently, but the fact is that all three things are in fact corn flour.

  33. i have no microwave what can i do

  34. Just slide the stick trough the mix so the tip of ya dick can be free and so you don’t have to clean it out and works if you don’t have a long enough glass. And works very well.

  35. What’s a really nice solution :) thank you so much dude!!!!!

  36. Sorry I mean That’s instead of What’s…….stupid mobile’s dictionary…..

  37. Mine won’t settle after the first microwave. What should I do?

  38. How long does it take to solidify?

  39. Does any body now how to make a artificial blow job or want to blow me

  40. Please reply I have waited 20minutes for responce

  41. Just joking about the time I waited haaaa haaaa haaaa hhhhaaaaa!!!!

  42. what else besides corn starch works to do the job …… just curious here. comment answers

  43. Mine crumbles when use :( , anyone here who has the same problem and knows why?

  44. Inwould love to see some one actually using this

  45. So I decided to tweak the recipie a bit… I followed this recipie, except that I also added a hot glue stick to the mixture… I am hoping that it adds some stability to the mix.

  46. heyy uhhmm how long after the microwaving does it take to solidify ?

  47. it gets this white lare on top and i when with it but it falls apart help plz idk what to do

  48. how do i get it to look like the real thing…

  49. Mine wasnnt solidifying so i just microwaved it it for a further minute

    Problem solved :)

  50. It doesn’t work. It crumbles and breaks apart. Can someone tell me what I’m doing wrong..

  51. Fuck me instead I do got a loose pussy… but I’m always horny

  52. NOTE: the mixture is about 1:2 corn starch:water with a little less water

    putting it in the freezer after step 3 helps

    p.s. using a candle stick is a good object to use

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  57. Now I am really confused do I need corn flour or corn starch to make bread rolls

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