It sucks to be a guy, while a girl can use her fingers and a whole range of fruits/vegetables to please herself, we are stuck with our inadequate hands.

Of course no profitable market is left untouched, enter Fleshlight the sex toy for man.

However, Fleshlight is not cheap and you still need to clean it up…

Enter a Chinese netizen, cunning and resourceful, he has figured out how to make his own Fleshlight. Best of all, he has posted it online to share with everyone else!

Instructions as follows:

1. Add 100g of starch in a long tubular cup.

2. Add 100g of water and after mixing thoroughly, add another 100g of water and mix thoroughly.

3. Microwave for 1 minute.

4. After it solidifies, make a small hole in the middle and then microwave another 30 seconds.

5. Use a stick that is slightly smaller that one’s own size and stick it into the center hole. Note: Don’t insert it too deep, about 4/3 only. Place it in the refrigerator to cool for 40 minutes.

(I would personally recommend using a stick with some grooves or patterns…although I have never tried any of this and never will)

6. After cooling, remove the stick, after removal it is ready to use!

7. Everyone, don’t misunderstand. The final product should be like rubber, similar to gelatin.

In conclusion, I think I’ll stick with the real deal.

Extra picture of finished product in use. Warning NSFW


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214 Responses to “Make Your Own Fleshlight”

  1. Thank you soo very much!!

    This is the greatest lesson I have learnt.

    Thank you!

  2. dude….one 3rd step it dont solidfy? the starch just sinks down after microwaving when u wait for it to solidfy?

    • I guess you have to experiment with different power settings on you microwave?

      • once I microwave it for 1 minute, I then have to put it in the fridge for 30-40 minutes? then make that mini hole and then microwave it again for 30 seconds, right?

        • Oh shit, almost a 3 year delay

          • You microwave it UNTIL IT SOLIDIFIES. It WILL NOT SOLIDIFY IN JUST 1 OR EVEN 2 MINUTES. KEEP ADDING MORE AND MORE TIME UNTIL YOU SEE IT START GETTING HARDER. AND HARDER AND HARDER. OH BABY. Sorry for all caps forgot it was on. So then create that hole however you want it and then microwave it a little more until the insides are dry enough when you put a stick all the way down nothing sticks to the stick. AND THEN put it in the freezer, make sure you time this one correctly or else the glass will break if you leave it long enough and leaving it for a long time, the item will freeze, freezing point will create water within inside this now block. It probably will break the glass if that’s what you used. I recommend using coffee cup.

            good luck and have fun.

  3. “In conclusion, I think I’ll stick with the real deal.”

    Don’t lie, you totally made one of these yourself.

    • Actually…I really haven’t tried making one of these. The reason is that I have the “real” Fleshlight. Bought it when it was still a new product while I was in University. Crazy how much it’s changed over the years – they even have Avatar version now.
      Rinsing it out after every use was too much of a hassle so I don’t use it anymore.

  4. Can you use corn starch? Cause its solidifying

  5. or laundry starch?

  6. nvm i think corn starch worked.


    I tried to make your invention, and ended up with this pasty material with no firmness or elasticity. There were separate chunks of the opaque, rubbery material you mentioned, but besides the few of them scattered around, it justs soft white paste. Any help? Did I put too much cornstarch? Too little? I thank you for your advancement in this subject.

    • Make sure you’re following the instructions, but use cups instead of grams–we’re on the imperial measurement system still, so most utensils are in cup format. Use 1 cup cornstarch, and 2 cups water

      • Actually, grams and cups measure two different things. Grams measure mass, and cups measure volume. 1 cup cornstarch and 2 cups water won’t turn out right because cornstarch has a lot less density. I’m not sure how much of each you would need in cups if you took into account their volume tho.

        • The density of water is 1 g/mL and corn starch is 0.54 g/mL so that would convert to 185 mL starch to 200 mL water
          In fl ounces that’s 6.3 fl oz corn starch and 6.8 fl oz water.
          Basically 3/4 cup starch to (a little over) 3/4 cup water. Almost a 1:1 ratio in volume.
          Good luck in (whoever try’s this)’s….endeavors

    • Deeks – I had the same exact problem. After microwaving it the first time and letting it solidify for about 30 minutes, it turned out exactly how you described it. But before I got disappointed, I mixed the paste and the peices of the solidified product together with a fork and microwaved it for another minute, and when I took it out I could immediately see that the paste was gone and it was all the rubbery stuff. I poked the hole in it and it looked like the picture. I microwaved it again for 30 seconds and let it cool for a minute before putting it in the fridge so my glass cup didnt break. It is in the refridgerater right now, so I’m not 100% sure that it worked yet-which i REALLY hope it does, but I’m pretty positive that it will:) I’ll post soon and let you know! I hope I helped you :)

  8. My dick is longer than the height of my microwave, what do i do???

  9. My dick is longer than the height of my microwave opening, what do i do???

  10. At least you can eat it once you’re finished with it…. >_> <__> *_*

  11. can you use rice flower or does it has to be corn starch

  12. I tried this 3 times an each time I use it it just crumbles. Help.

  13. can you use baby powder with cornstarch in it or does it have to be straight-up cornstarch? please reply

  14. omfg this works mine lasted for 19 days thank u feels better than a blowjob THANK UUUUUUUUU

  15. How do I get it out of the glass without it breaking?

  16. Mine was fine, untill i couldn’t get it out of the cup what do you mean sodifies??

    • Solidifies. Solid. A state of matter. One of four. Solids, Liquids, Gasses, and (the lesser known form) plasma. Solidifies is a verb used to describe when a form of matter (ignoring if it’s already solid) turns into a solid. Idk how to get out of cup tho ._________________________.

  17. How do u get it out of the glass once cooled

    • Let us know if you find out. I can’t either, and it’s too awkward to keep it in the glass.

      • I suggest using a butter knife,or a non sharp knife,and put a non stick spray onto the knife and gently slide the knife around the sides of the toy.

  18. PLS I RLY NEAD A REPLY!!! Can i use flower insted of starch PLS i cant find any!!!!! I have corn flower!!!

    • Your a noob, corn flour is corn starch.

      • Corn flour is NOT corn starch. Very different texture and consistency. Corn flour is used to make corn bread. Starch is a flavorless powder used to thicken sauces, etc. What a noob!

        • They’re the same thing you fucking idiot. Nothing pisses me off more than an ignorant person trying to correct someone who is right.

          They call it corn starch in the USA and Canada, and call it corn flour in the UK

          • No its not the same thing dumbass. Source. I am a experienced cook with years of practice. Once i tried to make bread with starch since i didnt have flour. Didnt work. Starch from corn(a liquid ) is dried and made into powder. Flour if grinded up corn with alittle flour

          • ..and in the UK you fucktards call a cookie a biscuit…. WTH!!!

          • Nig god is real deadass

          • Hey! I’m British and speak the Queen’s English and that includes all the words that her majesty has spoken including ‘biscuit’.

            Butler: would that include cookies with your tea ma’am?
            Queen: you’re taking the biscuit! Non of that American parlance here boy! And get cracking with the crackers before I turn crackers!

          • What an awesome and bizarre comment section

    • Corn Flower and Corn Starch are the same…

      • “Corn Flower” may be the same as corn starch in the UK, but in the US, corn flour is different than corn starch. Corn FLOUR is used to make tortillas, corn bread, etc., while corn STARCH is used as a thickener in gravies and sauces, as well as for other purposes. This was stated very clearly, try reading, Raw, before you post. I haven’t heard or read about Corn FLOWER being used in US cuisine.
        p.s. all of these posts are really corny – get it?
        p.p.s. hey, Raw, have one of your friends explain this to you ;)

        • Corn flower = a type of pretty flower (duh!)

          Corn flour (UK) = white, starch powder extracted from maize to thicken sauces

          Maize flour (UK) = ground up maize – used to make tortilla, polenta etc.

          Hope that clears it up.

  19. i don’t have microwave, can i use oven ?

  20. I don’t have a microwave, can I use the oven?

  21. So far its turning out well just put it in the fridgen ago ps. if u put it in a plastic cup it falls out better

  22. how do u take it out of the cup? i used some sort of cermic or tea mug

  23. Mine won’t solidify after microwaved

  24. stop trying to make fake pussies and get a real one with yall no dick selves

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  26. Cant u just boil the water

  27. Be aware that cornstarch and cornflour mean different things in different countries… you could be using the wrong type of ingredient.

  28. How do I take it out of the glass

    Comment of you know

    • With jello molds and such, which is just like this, flip the cup upside down and run hot water over the bottom and it should fall out.

  29. Hmm just thought of this. Try adding knox? Isn’t that what keeps jello hardish?

  30. So I did everything correctly, but the finished product cracked and crumbled. So I tried adding more water and using a blender to get it smooth (This looked much more promising). Then microwaved it a shit ton until now its setting. It seems a bit fragile though and I dont think it will stand up to the abuse im planning on giving it. It may stay inside the cup for a while (My dads amateur golfing tournament cup he won >.<)

  31. I had to nuke my couple times for it to actually become a little solid

  32. And yes in different countries they label it differently, but the fact is that all three things are in fact corn flour.

  33. i have no microwave what can i do

  34. Just slide the stick trough the mix so the tip of ya dick can be free and so you don’t have to clean it out and works if you don’t have a long enough glass. And works very well.

  35. What’s a really nice solution :) thank you so much dude!!!!!

  36. Sorry I mean That’s instead of What’s…….stupid mobile’s dictionary…..

  37. Mine won’t settle after the first microwave. What should I do?

  38. How long does it take to solidify?

  39. Does any body now how to make a artificial blow job or want to blow me

  40. Please reply I have waited 20minutes for responce

  41. Just joking about the time I waited haaaa haaaa haaaa hhhhaaaaa!!!!

  42. what else besides corn starch works to do the job …… just curious here. comment answers

  43. Mine crumbles when use :( , anyone here who has the same problem and knows why?

  44. Inwould love to see some one actually using this

  45. So I decided to tweak the recipie a bit… I followed this recipie, except that I also added a hot glue stick to the mixture… I am hoping that it adds some stability to the mix.

  46. heyy uhhmm how long after the microwaving does it take to solidify ?

  47. it gets this white lare on top and i when with it but it falls apart help plz idk what to do

  48. how do i get it to look like the real thing…

  49. Mine wasnnt solidifying so i just microwaved it it for a further minute

    Problem solved :)

  50. It doesn’t work. It crumbles and breaks apart. Can someone tell me what I’m doing wrong..

  51. Fuck me instead I do got a loose pussy… but I’m always horny

  52. NOTE: the mixture is about 1:2 corn starch:water with a little less water

    putting it in the freezer after step 3 helps

    p.s. using a candle stick is a good object to use

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  57. Now I am really confused do I need corn flour or corn starch to make bread rolls

  58. “Don’t insert it too deep, about 4/3 only.”

    What the hell does “4/3″ mean?!

    • it means 1/3 through the bottom of the glass for the perfect fluffy doughnut and bread rolls.

      oh this is not a cooking chat.

      again – does it have to be corn starch? will cement be ok?

  59. How long does this thing last before it breaks

  60. Never mind…what kind of starch??

  61. After microwaving for 1 minute, it never solidified for me. The corn starch just sinks to the bottom! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!

  62. Use 1 cup of Corn Starch. Add 1 cup of water. Mix thoroughly. Add another 1 cup of water. Microwave for 1 minute. If it still looks like watery corn starch, microwave for another 30 seconds. Repeat microwaving process until when you remove it from the microwave it’s a hot paste about the consistency of peanut butter. At this point poke your hole in the center and cool it in the freezer.

    A note about the hole in the middle: Since this stuff is like sticky peanut butter, when you shove the stick or other object into the center, when you try to remove it, it creates a vacuum and won’t want to come out. It will attempt to be sucked back up into the position of the receding stick. You need to twist and maybe push it to the side a tiny bit to create a place for air to get down under the stick object.

  63. Skip the last step n fuck it while its warm… Unless u like cold pussy

    • TRIED THIS AND MY DICK GOT BURNT.. I THAN PUT ICY HOT ON IT TO COOL DOWN…. than it burned more, many attempts later, I got my dick caught in my dog

  64. Could this also be cut and used as a dildo after its completely mixed,cooled and made into the final product?

  65. How high should the microwave temperature be?

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  67. It works perfect i was jw if you put it in the freezer will it speed up the process and what i did was mixed 2/3cups of corn starch and then 2/3 of water and then mixed then 2/3 water and mixed throughly and then put it in the micro wave for 1 minute nothing solidified to i let it sit in the fridge for a min and then micro waved it agian for a 1 minute and it worked so just follow the proccess after that with the stick and shit

  68. Tried it. Worked (for the most part) first try. Got it out of the cup. Underestimated the size of my penis when choosing the item to make the hole with. Blew it open cause my dick was too big. Second try was amazing though.

  69. Yeah microwave for one minute on what power?

  70. would potato starch work as a replacement of corn starch?

  71. Do I mix it together before I microwave it?

  72. Fuck this shit! I got myself a pussy!

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  74. Instructions were unclear, got my dick caught in the toaster…

  75. Holy Shit this works!

  76. Tried it out, it’s definietly not only one minute, I put mine in for 3 min before the stuff began to turn into a goopy substance, It ended up alright but you definietly can’t microwave it again after letting it cool down because little pockets or air will jsut tear through the thing and make it flimsy as heck. even still I find it pretty damn flimsy regardless, feels aight. but mine tore after putting like half my dick inside, the only way i managed to salvage it was put it back in the cup I made it in but even then that’s really awkward.

  77. This is nowhere near as good as a real fleshlight. And there are really cheap fleshlights..

  78. I personally have the Flight Pilot Fleshlight and it’s great

  79. About to try it with custard powder (ingredients say cornstarch, salt, coloring, flavourant.) I hope none of these other ingredients destabilize the mixture. Anyone think they will? Idk science.

  80. how i remove from the glass?

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  83. Just made this, got 3 more days alone in my dad’s house, made the right decision by not getting a hooker. But not sure the cornstarch fleshlight is the best fallback?

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  96. Listen up you sick fuckers, there’s only ever a real reply to this Potato-Starch-X/Cornstarch hole/ DIY fleshlight thing once every ten decades so you better appreciate this.
    I’ve made this three times.

    It DOES work, it DOES feel warm and good, and it IS DEFINITELY NOT WORTH MAKING MORE THAN ONCE. That said, here is the working recipe:

    You’ll need:
    Water (pref. warm)- 6.25oz
    Starch (corn or potato)- 3.6oz
    Flour- 1.07oz

    1: VERY SLOWLY mix in the starch/flour into the cup of water while stirring. I used a paper cup, it’s easier.
    2: Stop when mixture is even and has no chunks. This will take quite a while, so be patient.
    3: Microwave for 65 sec. (high setting should be default)
    4: Take it out, poke a small hole (1/3in diam.) into the center of the mix. I used a large bore straw, but a thick-ish pen will do fine.
    5: Microwave for 30 sec.
    6: Take it out, shove a stick that’s TWO FUCKING MICRONS smaller than your penis into it. Now, other people say only 5/8 of the way in or some shit. I say go almost all the way. The sleeve will be loud as fuck if there’s no opening on the bottom. I used a tube with one opening on the top as my stick.
    7: Optimally, let the sleeve cool with a fan slowly. If you used a tube with one opening at the top, you can fill it with ice to cool the thing faster. If you’re in a rush, the fridge works too, but it may or may not come out brittle.
    8: After it’s lost most of its heat (~an hour for either method above), you can peel off the white, hard stuff on top, lube it up, and go to town.

    Poke a hole in the bottom. This will vent air and prevent the SLORP SLORP IM A STARCHFUCKER sound.
    Use a scale for the ingredients. Don’t forget to zero out the scale with the empty cup on it first.
    The large stick is VERY VERY VERY VERY important. Don’t underestimate your girth. If it’s too big or too small, it’s useless. The thing can only expand so much.
    Keeping it in the cup is less messy, but it doesn’t work as well. Use a paper cup so you can peel it off of the end product easily.
    Only. Use. Once.
    Piss after you use it. Seriously. Who knows what can start growing…

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